Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'mumcoyote'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
That blast global warming is starting to affect us here in the north pole. Why just today I was holding my annual reindeer games to see who could fill...
Mrs. Claus made me try another diet this week but it ended like the others, me losing my willpower and consuming my body weight in cookies and reindee...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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