Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'mumcoyote'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
That blast global warming is starting to affect us here in the north pole. Why just today I was holding my annual reindeer games to see who could fill...
Mrs. Claus made me try another diet this week but it ended like the others, me losing my willpower and consuming my body weight in cookies and reindee...
Planned Parenthood (PPH) Signs A Contract For Collection of More PartsDue to dire demand for baby organs,PPH inked a deal with Russian Mob Czar Kingich Herodski to kill newborn babies of all Tea Party-ites. Progressive homes to be passed over by posting Barack I pics.
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