Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Steddyeddy'.
Currently showing entries from: 2008
8.00 Ho Ho Ho bloddy Ho. Don't know what you lot are so happy about, but I have a hell of a day today. Nearly all my stock toys are from China, and th...
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