Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Brendon Humperdink'.


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May 2009


Friday 22 May 099

Those twats in the High Court wouldn't rule in my favour of British chimneys being wider for me to fit down them. They told me to 'lose weight' instea...

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