Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Ace Ventura'.
Currently showing entries from: 2007
Dear Fucking Diary,...
Boy I'm still thinking about Christmas, they asked me to do Santa Clause 4 where my son takes over the family business yeah right(!) Well at least...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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