Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.
I love April Fool's Day, and it is coming up soon. I love lighting bags of reindeer poop on fire and putting them outside of an elf's front door.
Valentine's Day is this week, and I have no idea what to get Mrs. Claus. We've got candy up here all of the time, so that's no good. They don't ma...
Has it been over a month already since my rounds? I'm ready to do something different in February. I think that I'll go to Miami and watch the Sup...
Complaint e-mails are coming in by the thousands! Why did we ever set up that stupid e-mail account? I don't know if I am ever listening to those st...
Global Warming My Ass! I've just about neutered myself by freezing my nuts off. Mrs. Claus has got nipples so hard that she could cut diamonds on th...
"I got sleighed by Santa on Christmas Day" t-shirts....I hate them. If I ever see another one on a hot, young girl from the naughtly list, I'm gonna...
Obama in HiroshimaMr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
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