Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Jalapenoman'.


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March 2010


Saturday 20 March 1010

I love April Fool's Day, and it is coming up soon. I love lighting bags of reindeer poop on fire and putting them outside of an elf's front door.

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February 2010


Wednesday 10 February 1010

Valentine's Day is this week, and I have no idea what to get Mrs. Claus. We've got candy up here all of the time, so that's no good. They don't ma...

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January 2010


Thursday 28 January 1010

Has it been over a month already since my rounds? I'm ready to do something different in February. I think that I'll go to Miami and watch the Sup...

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Saturday 09 January 1010

Complaint e-mails are coming in by the thousands! Why did we ever set up that stupid e-mail account? I don't know if I am ever listening to those st...

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Thursday 07 January 1010

Global Warming My Ass! I've just about neutered myself by freezing my nuts off. Mrs. Claus has got nipples so hard that she could cut diamonds on th...

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Tuesday 05 January 1010

"I got sleighed by Santa on Christmas Day" t-shirts....I hate them. If I ever see another one on a hot, young girl from the naughtly list, I'm gonna...

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