Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'ThisKeyboardGuy'.
Currently showing entries from: 2010
Thank you god. Those damn letters finally stopped coming. I don't get it, why do they expect ME to bring them presents. Those little brats all the...
Feeling OldI got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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