Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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December 2009


Thursday 24 December 09

I've been doing this gig for years, but every time Christmas Eve comes along, I nearly shit myself.

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Wednesday 23 December 09

Kept the engine running this morning to ensure a smooth day's work on Friday. Serviced, taxed and sky-ready. The wife's packed my food case comp...

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Wednesday 16 December 09

December 16th - Mary keeps thinking it's funny to wake me up at 3am shouting, "IT'S THE 25th QUCK QUICK QUICK!!" Last night I fell out of bed and...

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Friday 11 December 09

December 11th - Two weeks till my busiest day, but things are not good. I've got a bad stomach and can't stop farting. The reindeers are not too pleas...

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Wednesday 09 December 09

Got the reindeers serviced and taxed for the coming weeks. Most in working order, but Rudolph has a faulty starter motor. As a result I need to stick...

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