Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
I've been doing this gig for years, but every time Christmas Eve comes along, I nearly shit myself.
Kept the engine running this morning to ensure a smooth day's work on Friday. Serviced, taxed and sky-ready. The wife's packed my food case comp...
December 16th - Mary keeps thinking it's funny to wake me up at 3am shouting, "IT'S THE 25th QUCK QUICK QUICK!!" Last night I fell out of bed and...
December 11th - Two weeks till my busiest day, but things are not good. I've got a bad stomach and can't stop farting. The reindeers are not too pleas...
Got the reindeers serviced and taxed for the coming weeks. Most in working order, but Rudolph has a faulty starter motor. As a result I need to stick...
Barbara Bush Misses Irony in Called George W. Bush a "Son-of-a-Bitch"Former First Lady Barbara Bush was peeved when everyone present started laughing when she called former president George W. Bush a son of a bitch.
"That's for sure" said her husband George H.W. Bush.
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