Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Nick Hobbs'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
Dear Diary Finally did it. Mrs Claus won't be helping me this Christmas. Infact she won't be helping me again. Still, there's always her s...
Dear Diary Had to take the sleigh in for servicing today. That's gonna be 750 quid, at least. Reindeer are still playing up, Blitzen is being a...
Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head ShavingHyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.
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