Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Santa Claus's diary, as written by 'Nick Hobbs'.


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Currently showing entries from: 2009

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November 2009


Tuesday 24 November 099

Dear Diary Finally did it. Mrs Claus won't be helping me this Christmas. Infact she won't be helping me again. Still, there's always her s...

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Monday 23 November 099

Dear Diary Had to take the sleigh in for servicing today. That's gonna be 750 quid, at least. Reindeer are still playing up, Blitzen is being a...

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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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