Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2012

Saturday 25 August 1212

The World Santa Claus Congress, held at Bakken in Klampenborg, north of Copenhagen on Monday July 23, 2012 was a huge success. There are some good...

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Friday 24 August 1212

Some more request early letters received here at our headquarters in Rovaniemi, Lapland: David William Donald Cameron - Requested as a Christmas gi...

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Thursday 23 August 1212

Some request early letters received here at our headquarters in Rovaniemi, Lapland: Nicholas William Peter "Nick" Clegg - Requested as a Christmas...

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Wednesday 22 August 1212

I see that the demand for Swiss clocks as presents has fallen again, this year - We blame this on Sven Goran Eriksson! There has been a very big ri...

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Tuesday 21 August 1212

We have received various requests for pressies already for this years Christmas. The most popular being: 20,438 requests for A deportation Order...

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Monday 20 August 1212

I see they have marketed a Santa Claus Melon now! Also known as the Christmas melon, this unique fruit seemed a welcomed beacon of cooler seasons t...

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Sunday 19 August 1212

Santa Claus is coming to town - in August! A general goods retailer in Eastbourne is hosting a Santa's workshop this weekend, despite forecasters p...

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Saturday 18 August 1212

I'll have to apologise to 65 year-old pensioner Bartholomew Utterswaithe of Nottingham. Last year he requested some Warfarin tablets for his Christ...

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