Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2008
Sunday 14 September 08
Wow, the 2009 models are out and I just saw the new Dodge Thunderbolt Sleigh! Its got that new medal alloy frame, with diamond edge landing skids, an...
Monday 08 September 08
I think one of the elves has a problem. Winky keeps getting behind me in the crowded workshop and sniffing my ass and my crotch. I wonder if he's...
Sunday 07 September 08
Found 3 more copies of Big and Bouncy Reindeers (back to back edition) while cleaning up the reindeer pen. Dixson and Prancer along with Rudolf appear...
Saturday 06 September 08
Hoho, er, I mean, cough cough. Mrs Claus things that I'm sick, but while she's out with Rudolph getting chicken soup, I'm packing for my holiday in Ha...
Thursday 04 September 08
Terrible news! the 'naughty&nice spycam' has gone offline, and isn't due to be back up until Sunday! Now how am i going to know what colour pantie...
Wednesday 03 September 08
While having my early morning poo, i finally came to terms with the gripping reality that its almost that time of year again. My naughty and nice list...
August 2008
Monday 18 August 08
Dear Diary, It's August and I'd better start building the "naughty or nice" list. If parents only knew that I waited so long, they'd be pissed.
June 2008
Wednesday 18 June 08
Dear Diary, Today did not go well.
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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