Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2008

Sunday 14 September 088

Wow, the 2009 models are out and I just saw the new Dodge Thunderbolt Sleigh! Its got that new medal alloy frame, with diamond edge landing skids, an...

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Monday 08 September 088

I think one of the elves has a problem. Winky keeps getting behind me in the crowded workshop and sniffing my ass and my crotch. I wonder if he's...

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Sunday 07 September 088

Found 3 more copies of Big and Bouncy Reindeers (back to back edition) while cleaning up the reindeer pen. Dixson and Prancer along with Rudolf appear...

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Saturday 06 September 088

Hoho, er, I mean, cough cough. Mrs Claus things that I'm sick, but while she's out with Rudolph getting chicken soup, I'm packing for my holiday in Ha...

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Thursday 04 September 088

Terrible news! the 'naughty&nice spycam' has gone offline, and isn't due to be back up until Sunday! Now how am i going to know what colour pantie...

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Wednesday 03 September 088

While having my early morning poo, i finally came to terms with the gripping reality that its almost that time of year again. My naughty and nice list...

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August 2008

Monday 18 August 088

Dear Diary, It's August and I'd better start building the "naughty or nice" list. If parents only knew that I waited so long, they'd be pissed.

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June 2008

Wednesday 18 June 088

Dear Diary, Today did not go well.

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