Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Monday 10 September 1212

I received a moving letter yesterday from a Nottingham pensioner, Bartholomew Utterswaithe: Dear Mr Santa, I is sufferin frum mani alements un am b...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

American Barb Hamilton made my day when I read this piece she had written: Mary had a little lamb, with fleece as white as snow, and everywhere tha...

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Saturday 08 September 1212

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012: * HRH Queen Elizabeth II: A pair of Harrods long john underpants for Princ...

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Friday 07 September 1212

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012: * George W Bush: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the USA. (Scientist n...

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Thursday 06 September 1212

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012: * Chief Inspector Hardcastle: Some police officers for Nottingham * Bar...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Managers at the Nottinghamshire County Council-managed country park are appealing for extra help to support Santa Claus this coming festive season.

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Tuesday 04 September 1212

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012: * RVP: A dummy for Wayne Rooney to suck on - Gooseberry flavoured. * Ed...

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Monday 03 September 1212

Staff from a Derby county NHS trust will visit four hospitals in Lapland after receiving demands for their expertise. The team, from Derbyshire Com...

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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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