Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2010

Thursday 25 March 10

(Sunday December 20th) Dear diary, I am on my way to my 1st delivery, I plan to rape the boys and girls i see in the houses and my path...

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Saturday 20 March 10

I love April Fool's Day, and it is coming up soon. I love lighting bags of reindeer poop on fire and putting them outside of an elf's front door.

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Sunday 07 March 10

Santa is going to china for the summer.His assistant said that they are going to spy on the naughty kids.But the question is how can he go to china if...

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February 2010

Monday 15 February 10

Well, that ought to take care of those little bastards for another year!...

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Wednesday 10 February 10

Valentine's Day is this week, and I have no idea what to get Mrs. Claus. We've got candy up here all of the time, so that's no good. They don't ma...

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January 2010

Thursday 28 January 10

Has it been over a month already since my rounds? I'm ready to do something different in February. I think that I'll go to Miami and watch the Sup...

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Saturday 09 January 10

Complaint e-mails are coming in by the thousands! Why did we ever set up that stupid e-mail account? I don't know if I am ever listening to those st...

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Thursday 07 January 10

Global Warming My Ass! I've just about neutered myself by freezing my nuts off. Mrs. Claus has got nipples so hard that she could cut diamonds on th...

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