Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Monday 01 December 08
Ho ho ho!!! Christmas is nearly here!! The elves are getting ready, making a few more last minute toys. They reindeers are all out taking a few sle...
October 2008
Tuesday 28 October 08
8.00 Ho Ho Ho bloddy Ho. Don't know what you lot are so happy about, but I have a hell of a day today. Nearly all my stock toys are from China, and th...
Friday 10 October 08
Diary, Who do I write letters to? How do I sit on my own lap? Whose fake beard do I get to pull down? Who comes down my chimney? Who do I leave coo...
Friday 10 October 08
So there is this doe; a deer, a female deer, who is making trouble in order to be admitted on my team. She is sending letters to the editor and leavin...
September 2008
Thursday 25 September 08
I hate election years! I'm trying to finalize the address list for my Christmas Eve deliveries, but can't finish it until after the elections. For...
Thursday 18 September 08
Mrs. Claus said that she is going to put me on a diet this year. She plans to take out an ad in most major newspapers telling kids not to leave out c...
Wednesday 17 September 08
Well, Diary I have done it. Rudolph is now cooking nicely. I had to do it, he was becoming a liability. I only have to hope I left him to dry out f...
Monday 15 September 08
Well Diary, You say there are only a few months until Christmas? Well, I say pish tosh to that. I laid of some of the Elves today, said we could no...
Barack Obama Resigns as USA president
Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.
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