Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008

Monday 01 December 088

Ho ho ho!!! Christmas is nearly here!! The elves are getting ready, making a few more last minute toys. They reindeers are all out taking a few sle...

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October 2008

Tuesday 28 October 088

8.00 Ho Ho Ho bloddy Ho. Don't know what you lot are so happy about, but I have a hell of a day today. Nearly all my stock toys are from China, and th...

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Friday 10 October 088

Diary, Who do I write letters to? How do I sit on my own lap? Whose fake beard do I get to pull down? Who comes down my chimney? Who do I leave coo...

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Friday 10 October 088

So there is this doe; a deer, a female deer, who is making trouble in order to be admitted on my team. She is sending letters to the editor and leavin...

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September 2008

Thursday 25 September 088

I hate election years! I'm trying to finalize the address list for my Christmas Eve deliveries, but can't finish it until after the elections. For...

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Thursday 18 September 088

Mrs. Claus said that she is going to put me on a diet this year. She plans to take out an ad in most major newspapers telling kids not to leave out c...

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Wednesday 17 September 088

Well, Diary I have done it. Rudolph is now cooking nicely. I had to do it, he was becoming a liability. I only have to hope I left him to dry out f...

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Monday 15 September 088

Well Diary, You say there are only a few months until Christmas? Well, I say pish tosh to that. I laid of some of the Elves today, said we could no...

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