Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010


Saturday 18 December 10

With all this snow around you would think I would be jumping up and down with glee. Unfortunately it's that UP that is a problem. I've been grounde...

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November 2010


Monday 08 November 10

Diary, With nearly six weeks until I make another set of bloody rounds across the whole bloody world (but clock up about 50 million air miles with...

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Friday 05 November 10

I don't know if I can really afford Christmas this year. The reindeers are looking pretty tired now, and you don't get many miles to the carrot these...

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Friday 05 November 10

Dear Diary, Today, it seems like an ordinary day. Making the naughty and nice lists for Christmas, bossing the elves around, eating cookies and drink...

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July 2010


Monday 19 July 10

I'm coming down your Chimney on Sunday July 25th if you behave yourself, and you will get lots and lots of presents, afterall I am a Trillionaire and...

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Friday 02 July 10

I am worth $900 Trillion Dollars, that is cause I manage to rake in money from all those people who have to pay me to be able to have Christmas, plus...

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June 2010


Wednesday 16 June 10

Shouldn't have eaten venison...............

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April 2010


Monday 05 April 10

Thank you god. Those damn letters finally stopped coming. I don't get it, why do they expect ME to bring them presents. Those little brats all the...

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