Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Thursday 24 December 09

I've been doing this gig for years, but every time Christmas Eve comes along, I nearly shit myself.

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Wednesday 23 December 09

Kept the engine running this morning to ensure a smooth day's work on Friday. Serviced, taxed and sky-ready. The wife's packed my food case comp...

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Wednesday 16 December 09

December 16th - Mary keeps thinking it's funny to wake me up at 3am shouting, "IT'S THE 25th QUCK QUICK QUICK!!" Last night I fell out of bed and...

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Friday 11 December 09

December 11th - Two weeks till my busiest day, but things are not good. I've got a bad stomach and can't stop farting. The reindeers are not too pleas...

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Wednesday 09 December 09

Got the reindeers serviced and taxed for the coming weeks. Most in working order, but Rudolph has a faulty starter motor. As a result I need to stick...

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November 2009


Saturday 28 November 09

Okay, I'm officially in the malls and department stores now. I'm getting lots of polaroids taken with whiney and screaming kids who don't know who I...

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Friday 27 November 09

I had to ride for hours at the back of that Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday. My sleigh definitely needs to get into the shop, because the pa...

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Tuesday 24 November 09

Dear Diary Finally did it. Mrs Claus won't be helping me this Christmas. Infact she won't be helping me again. Still, there's always her s...

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