Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2008


Wednesday 31 December 08

I hate my life. I'm just a big fat guy, who doesn't even have a car and lives with a bunch of elves and reindeers. Wow, i'm really something. Chris...

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Thursday 25 December 08

I always wanted to go to Cuba. But I never figured they would arrest me as a terrorist and send me here. The F15's around my sled, that was tacky.

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Wednesday 24 December 08

Darn that Aspartame I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that aspartame over the years. It just made me hungry and fatter. And it gave me tons of piles...

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Sunday 21 December 08

I knew it ! Should have quit in 2000 before the internet took over. I just can't compete anymore. All these firms promising next day delivery for FREE...

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Friday 19 December 08

Must Quit This Job. Losing the Jolly. Too fat to tie shoes. This is my last year. I'm leaving a notice in the stockings, along with the aspartame,...

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Wednesday 17 December 08

Screw IT I too dag gone old for this job. This is going to be the last year. I'm stuffing all the stockings with pure aspartame. I know wh...

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Sunday 14 December 08

Had dinner with the Devil today to try to convince him to make Christmas a holiday for death aswell. I almost convinced him until my beard was set abl...

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Friday 12 December 08

Wow! Merry Christmas! The Reindeer Games were amazing. Sadly, i didn't allow Prancer, Rudolf and Dixson participate because earlier i caught them...

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