Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Wednesday 31 December 08
I hate my life. I'm just a big fat guy, who doesn't even have a car and lives with a bunch of elves and reindeers. Wow, i'm really something. Chris...
Thursday 25 December 08
I always wanted to go to Cuba. But I never figured they would arrest me as a terrorist and send me here. The F15's around my sled, that was tacky.
Wednesday 24 December 08
Darn that Aspartame I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that aspartame over the years. It just made me hungry and fatter. And it gave me tons of piles...
Sunday 21 December 08
I knew it ! Should have quit in 2000 before the internet took over. I just can't compete anymore. All these firms promising next day delivery for FREE...
Friday 19 December 08
Must Quit This Job. Losing the Jolly. Too fat to tie shoes. This is my last year. I'm leaving a notice in the stockings, along with the aspartame,...
Wednesday 17 December 08
Screw IT I too dag gone old for this job. This is going to be the last year. I'm stuffing all the stockings with pure aspartame. I know wh...
Sunday 14 December 08
Had dinner with the Devil today to try to convince him to make Christmas a holiday for death aswell. I almost convinced him until my beard was set abl...
Friday 12 December 08
Wow! Merry Christmas! The Reindeer Games were amazing. Sadly, i didn't allow Prancer, Rudolf and Dixson participate because earlier i caught them...
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