Santa Claus - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Santa Claus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Santa Claus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
I really can't be arsed with Christmas this year. I will give it a rest until 2009.
Received a letter from Al Gore. This year he wants a 6 litre Mercedes and a Jetstream.
Only three weeks to go, and then I have to do some work............... Bah, humbug.
October 9th - Cards now in high street stores in Tottenham. Anyone would think that it is very nearly Christmas. Bah, humbug.
August 12 - I wish I had other things to do. I can't even go on holiday, everybody knows me, and do you really think I would look good...
Dear Diary, the elves are getting restless. Last night some of them broke into the liquor cabinet and opened a couple of bottles of absinthe.
It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot... Dear Fucking Diary,...
Dear Diary, It's been another successful Christmas! I still didn't go to North Korea though, because last time they tried to shoot...
Dear Fucking Diary,...
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
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