Santa Claus - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 15 June 2017

...was their son, and that if I gave her Barbie Dolls or other 'f****t s**t,' that they'd cut off my, um, well, sack.

Speaking of Barbie, feminists and lesbians have threatened to sue over me giving their daughters Barbie dolls. At least they're not offended if I give those to their sons.

Speaking of transgender, the strangest legal threat I received was by a pro-trans parent. Their TS daughter liked guns, and it was okay for her to have one where she lived, but they were mad because I couldn't find one in purple.

Animal rights activists are either upset and threatening to sue over the use of my flying reindeer, or they are demanding diversity. They don't see why I can't use flying pigs, flying goats, flying cattle, or a mixture.

Then there were the few Islamic radicals who wanted to blow up my mansion, or any other plac...

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