Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 15 June 2017

I'm not usually posting this time of year. There's just so many toys to make to be ready by Christmas. I don't see why I bother. This whole political correctness business is gonna put me out of business someday. I might just get sued. Here are some examples of how political correctness is threatening my job:


Parents suing me for causing their child to become obese or get diabetes.

Black activists suing because I don't give Black dolls to White kids or because I gave White dolls to their kids.

Lawsuits over giving meat to vegans, giving pork to someone whose religion forbids it, or giving genetically modified treats. I didn't know there was Roundup resistant chocolate.

A transgender kid threatening to burn down the North Pole if I don't get her a Barbie Doll, while her parents said she w...

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