Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Dear Diary,

Today did not go well.

First of all, I skipped therapy, and "forgot" to take my meds for anger management. So I was not my usual "jolly" self. While all the elves were making the toys, and I got so mad I threw the toys AT all of the elves. They all got scared, and ran away. We are still looking for at least one of them.

Secondly,

Claudia Claus (you fondly know her as Mrs.Claus)and I

are thinking of getting a divorce. Taking care of all the reigndeer, toys, elves (whom of which are STILL missing)is harder than it seems. We don't have any children, and we're about ready to kill eachother. We will be mentioning it to our lawyor in a couple days.

Hope you're living,

Santa Claus




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