Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 12 June 2008

That blast global warming is starting to affect us here in the north pole. Why just today I was holding my annual reindeer games to see who could fill in for Prancer, he is always hurt because his constant prancing gives him shin splints, when the ice broke. I just can't risk having my beasts of burden injured. And the other day an elf was killed by a thin patch of ice. I guess this year I'll have to hand out "green" presents to stop this mess.

Yours truly,

Santa Claus, or whatever you want to call me




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