Santa Claus - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Ho Ho Ho

I am a spy because I see you when you are sleeping and I know when you are awake.

I am also a criminal because I cross borders without a passport, I even fly over North Korea without the Kimberly family knowing (but I give them lumps of coal every year).

I break into homes and I trespass on properties that say no trespassing.

Yes I am a criminal and a spy.

Ho Ho Ho

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