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Monday, 17 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* Colonel Gaddafi (via email from hell): 22 intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs) - for Syrian Rebel leader Ammar al-Dadikhli

* Ed Balls: A Belcher's Sea Snake ( Hydrophis Belcheri ) - for George Osborne

* Nick Clegg: An Arsenic flavoured with deadly nightshade Pizza- for George Osborne


* David Miliband: A box jellyfish flavoured shower gel- for George Osborne

* The Pensioners Defence League: A pipe bomb and poisonous dart frog - for George Osborne




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