Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 11 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* David Moyes: A compensation haggis - for Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers

* Roberto Mancini: A bus pass - for Alex Ferguson

* Sam Allardyce: A congratulatory germ-warfare capsule - for Roy Hodgson

* Alex Ferguson: A deportation order - for Roberto Mancini

* Wayne Rooney: A gagging clause from Santa Claus - for high class prossie Helen Wood

* Wayne Rooney: A gagging clause from Santa Claus - for high class Hooker: Jenny Thompson




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