More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:
* George W Bush: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the USA. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)
* Tony Blair: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)
* Nick Clegg: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)
* Gordon Brown: Beta-Blockers - for each citizen in the UK. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)
* George Osborne: Beta-Blockers - for himself. (Scientist now say that they may Erase Fearful Memories)
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