Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 4 September 2012

More startling revelations of who has requested what for Christmas 2012:

* RVP: A dummy for Wayne Rooney to suck on - Gooseberry flavoured.

* Ed Miliband: A Waddington's Risk War Game - Tony Blair.

* David Cameron: A bumper size pack of tissues - For Nick Clegg to cry into.

* Victim Support Group Nottingham - A few Heckler & Koch HK MG4's




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