With all the central heating in houses, the tsunami's, the wars, the riots, and getting mugged by the kids when we call to deliver the pressies - my workforce may go on strike this year!
Sallie, Steeve, Sammie, Stephie, Darren, Dazzle, Dock, Dab, Beck, Bog, Bennie, Blaze, Kennie, Kelly, Kara, Kayna, Annie, Age, Andy, and Ant are forming a union to represent themselves, and are going to the EU to fight for their rights!
Oh dear...
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