...one of my days off.
As always, I couldn't take the slay, so it was public transport for Santa. And as always, it was a bitch. I won't go in-depth on that. I went into the mall and it was packed! A big guy like myself needs his space, yet I didn't any! Horrible stuff, I just wanted to get Mrs. Claus a sweater or something and then get outta' there!
As I was about to walk into my favorite Salvation Army thrift store, I was approached by a man who asked me if I had a light. Clearly with my weight I'm not going to be one to smoke, and in my irritated mood, I simply shook my head and continued walking.
"Thanks for nothing, Asshole..." - Man presumably with lung cancer.
Now, I know I didn't even look at the guy, but I'm sure I didn't deserve that! It was time for S-Dawg to get up i...
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