Santa Claus - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 22 February 2011

Tuesday, 22 February 2011 - Dearest diary, the toy shop is vacant now, and it's a major bummer. Since the elves went on strike as of midnight this morning, I am confronted with a rather disturbing prospect which I haven't even considered for ages: I might actually have to pick up a hammer and put all this crap together myself!

As you know from my previous few entries, in response to the perceived upturn in the economy last year and a subsequent increase in demand for more toys, our management team had no choice but to reinstate the mandatory overtime policy in the most recent labor agreement ratified in 2008. This clause, as it were, in preparation for the usually heavy peak toy-building season, allows us to require all builder elves to work 12-hour shifts from June to September, 15-hour shifts from September to November, and 18-hour shifts from November through C...

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