With nearly six weeks until I make another set of bloody rounds across the whole bloody world (but clock up about 50 million air miles with Virgin Media), I thought I'd write the names of the people on the naughty list.
- Nick Clegg, for lying about tuition fees.
- Ahmedinejad, for not sharing his toys with the other children.
- Kim Jong Il, for letting people live in awful places
- The English, for all the Welsh sheepshagging jokes.