Santa Claus - My Fake Diary


Friday, 2 July 2010

I am worth $900 Trillion Dollars, that is cause I manage to rake in money from all those people who have to pay me to be able to have Christmas, plus I own oil wells and other sources of income as well.

I even own that BP oil well too, I am so rich and living it up since I deliver gifts only one day a year and the rest of the time I am living it up.

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