Has it been over a month already since my rounds?
I'm ready to do something different in February. I think that I'll go to Miami and watch the Super Bowl. I'd also like to hang out on the beach and visit with all the girls who used to be on the naughty list.
I'm sure that they wouldn't mind partying with an old man, especially if I use the Mercedes and wear lots of bling bling.
One of the elves is taking bets on the game and I put a fiver on the Colts. If they lose, they're all getting coal next year.
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