Dear Diary
Had to take the sleigh in for servicing today.
That's gonna be 750 quid, at least.
Reindeer are still playing up, Blitzen is being a little shit. Keeps trying to hump Donner. Wouldn't mind, but Donner's not that way inclined.
Mrs Claus is still drinking heavily. Had a row about the credit cards again tonight. I really think it's time.
We're on our own, people won't notice for a few months at least.
Don't know which way to do it though.
Choices, choices.
Johnny wants a bicycle.
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