Santa Claus - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Prancer and Dixon have been at it again. Good thing i had Dixon castrated or Mrs Claus and I would be facing some serious problems right about now - with the credit crisis and all.

Didn't have enough funds to pay the electricity bill so for now we'll have to settle with rudolfs glowing nose as our only source of lighting.

Caught Mrs Claus passing suggestive themes to the new elf gardener. I'll lay low and watch her for a while before i jump to any conclusions.

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