Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 22 May 2009

Those twats in the High Court wouldn't rule in my favour of British chimneys being wider for me to fit down them. They told me to 'lose weight' instead. I told them to fuck off and that I would shit in the judge's stocking in December.




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