Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Ah crap. I got the sugars.

Guess I'll switch to aspartame.

It works for all the kids I poisoned last year.


That's right. I can't do this anymore, and I don't want to sit around the hour.

Let's see, I weigh in at 400 pounds.

That will take just 26 grams of aspartame.

Bye world.




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