Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 23 January 2009

Children are such sniveling little brats. One of these years, I'm buying the toys from China, and making sure they use paint with lead in it. Can you tell I got another batch of after Christmas hate mail from the ungrateful little heathens today?





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