Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 3 January 2009

New Year's was yesterday and inventory is now finished for the year and it is time for my vacation.

This really sucks. No one goes on vacation after New Years. There are no hotties in Hawaii or the Virgin Islands or The Bahamas or Tahiti right now. They are all back at work!

They went on their cruises and to the southern beaches over the Christmas holidays.

Maybe I'll just have to check out the "bad girl" list from ten years ago and catch up with that group of kids. They ought to be eighteen by now.

I can show them some real things about being naughty! I don't just carry that whip for my reindeer!




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