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Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Darn that Aspartame

I sure wish I hadn't eaten all that aspartame over the years. It just made me hungry and fatter. And it gave me tons of piles.

This belt I wear to keep them hemmed in is getting too small.

I call it my asteroid belt.




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