Russell Brand - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Russell Brand. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Russell Brand would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Friday 14 September 1212

I see my ole' mucker George Clooney is back on the market again after splitting with his long time ladyfriend Stacy Keibler. I shall have to give h...

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July 2012

Sunday 29 July 1212

I made a television documentary about taking drugs for the BBC. Its the first time I worked for 'em since the 'Sachsgate' scandal when Wossy got me in...

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Monday 16 July 1212

Sneaked into the cinema in dark glasses and a moustache last week to watch the ex-wife Katy Perry's documentary. Wanted to to see if she mentioned...

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May 2012

Thursday 31 May 1212

I've just seen pics of a virtually naked Melanie Sykes, flirting with a toyboy she met on the twittery me jig. pwhaaaor, have i got time to fly to...

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Friday 18 May 1212

So tomorrow is the big day - Championship play off final at Wembley. I've gigged at the O2 in front of 15,000 comedy loving punters, and the hair o...

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Monday 14 May 1212

A fan at my gig constantly shouted out the name of my ex-wife Katy Perry. I am grateful to him, for I had almost forgotten her name. I saw this as...

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Sunday 13 May 1212

West Ham have beaten Cardiff City over two legs in the play-offs and now play Blackpool in the final at Wembley to decide who goes into the Premier Le...

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Sunday 13 May 1212

How do the press know I have sent Katy an email begging her to give our marriage another go? DO the newspapers hack emails as well as telephones?...

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