This is where I write what I really think.
Revolution is on track. Causing quite a stir and bringing out all the old prejudices against a person who thinks but hasn't been to a posh school.
I'm on track, also, to get the most support at the next election with Don't Vote a bit up on the trad parties.
What next, you msay well ask.
I haven't a clue. But one thing I do know is that West Ham are going great guns at the moment. Sam is still recovering from my kiss.
So watch this column fans. You will see it first here! Spoof have joined the revolution - so can you!