Dear Diary - I have no idea why but yesterday I woke up and I had my ex-wife, Katie Perry on my mind.
I know that she is now doing the hokey pokey with John Mayer but sometimes I kinda do miss the little big-eyed gal.
Her and I had a fantastic sex life. It seems like everyday we found something new and different to try and it was always special.
Oh well, like they say in Wisconsin, there is no use in crying over spilled milk.