Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 28 September 2013

Dear Diary - Man I'm lonely. I have not had a date in over a month. And I have not kissed a girl in a month and two days. I wonder if perhaps my Gothic charm has worn off.

I wish that I could go out on a date with Miley Cyrus. Man oh man that girl is just ripe for the pickens. Tom Cruise said she's too skinny.

Well what the hell does Tommy know. I mean Katie Holmes wasn't exactly Kate Upton.

Russell Brand




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