Dear Diary - I think I may return to my beloved England for a week or so. Things here are pretty quiet and I have not had any movie scripts offered to me.
I do not miss my ex-wife Katy Perry, but interestingly enough I do miss my ex-girlfriend Kate Gosselin.
I miss the way KatGo used to let me tickle her feet with my winky. It was fun and she said that it made her feel like a real woman.
Maybe when I return from my trip to Great Britain I will give Kate The Great a call.