Russell Brand - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The new ladyfriend was getting a bit clingy so I sent her fleeing.

She suggested we go away on holiday together - a 'romantic getaway'.

On yer bike bertha! First it's a romantic getaway, then it's a diamond ring, and curtains, and cutlery, and a new bed, and a house by the seaside - I wanna sow meee' wild oats. I just got divorced 'darling!

Right, off to the yoga centre, to ask out the new instructor.




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