Russell Brand - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 14 April 2012

Gor blimey guvnor! Am I in dreamland? Have I taken substances that I completely forgot about? >>> West Ham 6 Brighton 0 <<<<

Ricardo Vaz Te scored a 59 minute hat-trick. I do thee tip my hat to him - I think I want his babies so I do. I want to put Ricardo on my shoulders and carry him around East London town and hail him a hero.

Lets not forget there are two teams in every football match. I want to console the Brighton fans as well. I'm always guaranteed a great night out in Brighton, you always get VFM in the Pink Poundland nightclub!

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