Been talking to the Beeb. Yeah, that's right - the Bee Bee Cee.
Not just a casual chat, you know like - "hows the weather over there?"
Not even a chat about admin stuff - "Dear Mr Brand - have you paid your licence fee - or do you want to go back to jail for the sake of £142.50" (or whatever it costs)
No, we have been talking about making a tv proggy.
It's a proggy about addiction. Must remember not to invite my ole' mate Wossy on it.