The ex, Katy Perry has starred in an adidas commercial promoting the London Olympics, filmed in Chicago though.
She never had any interest in sport before she met me. I took her down Upton Park and explained the offside rule and everything.
She kept asking me why West Ham fans wanted to blow Michael Jacksons monkey. Bless her. She is so sexily rude. I miss her.
She never wore the special Hammers kit I had designed for her in the Olympc advert. I guess that means its really over... :(