Russell Brand - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 24 March 2012

The LA police issued a warrant for my arrest after I threw the iphone of a paparazzi into an empty building.

I thought about asking for the Rebekah Brooks treatment of being arrested by appointment - not sure how it works but it sounds good - and I'm bound to get a few jokes about it for my stand up show - but the LA police are not as accommodating as the Met Police in the UK. I suppose I haven't tapped them enough.

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