Russell Brand - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Well I needed some new incidents for my third autobiography and today I started the ball rolling.

Coming out of yoga with the new lady friend and saw a paparazzi, so I grabbed his phone and threw it through a window - while humming to myself 'I believe I can fly'

The good fellows from the NYPD were called and I got a telling off and a few column inches. They didn't ask to see my penis, so i kept it in my pants. This time.

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